This little tidbit came to me via email last night.

Just wondering…

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities  holding telethons asking
for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks  affected by the
floods?

Where is all the media asking the tough  questions about why the
federal government hasn’t solved the problem? Asking  where the FEMA
trucks (and trailers) are?

Why isn’t the Federal  Government relocating Iowa people to free
hotels in Chicago?

When will  Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the
levees that failed in  Des Moines?

Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?

Where are  all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big
screen television  sets?

When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to  rebuild a
‘vanilla’ Iowa, because that’s the way God wants it?

Where is  the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with reports of
cannibalism?

Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural
people?

How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the  Iowa flooding ever
again?